Alektra is great. She's an exotic-looking, 21-year-old babe with a smokin' body: 5'6", 110 pounds, 34-24-34. She tells the Loser that she's never done porn before, but the way she fucks in this scene, it's clear she has big things ahead of her. Big cocks, big money. The Loser, however, is another story. This is the best he's ever gonna do, by far. He's nervous. He can't keep the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview. As an interviewer, he's the worst, never knowing what to ask next, the opposite of a smooth talker. You'd think the girl, having never done a scene on camera before, would be the nervous one. And you'd be wrong. When the sex starts, Alektra goes down to suck him off, pierced tongue and all, but Loser can't get it up. This hot chick is blowing his sorry limp dick, trying her damnest, and he can't sport wood. She takes his cock all the way into her mouth, deep-throating him like a pro. Maybe he's distracted. We hear cars in the background. Is the Loser's mother home? Finally, he gets a hard-on and they start fucking. "What do you think so far?" he dares to ask her. She giggles. "It's fun." She giggles again. And again. Obviously, something about the Loser's cock is tickling her funny bone. But you know what? Even the Loser can't ruin a scene when there's a hot chick involved. Alektra looks right into one of the cameras while he's deep-dicking her and moans loudly. Good stuff. She always seems to be aware of the camera, like she's fucking those of us at home. WARNING: This is very amateur stuff. But Alektra saves the day. And our hard-ons.

Our mothers used to tell us, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." The Loser's mother should have told him, "If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything." But the Loser was never told this. Or maybe he was and he didn't listen. So here's the situation, fellas. Put yourself in the Loser's shoes: You have a sexy, 22-year-old redhead sitting on your couch. She's wearing a red, strapless top and a short, black skirt that's slit all the way up her leg. She's in your house because she wants to fuck. That's the only reason she's there. But she seems a little nervous. So what would you do? Put her at ease? Try to calm her down? Make her laugh? Talk about sex? That's what we would do. But what does the Loser do? He asks Andi about her friends and relatives back home. He asks, "What're you gonna do if they find out?" In other words, the thing she's probably most nervous about is the thing he decides to ask her about. Way to put the girl at ease, Loser. But he doesn't stop there. "Nervous?" he asks her. "A little," Andi says. "That's okay," Loser says. "So am I." At this point, it's a miracle the scene ever gets shot, but give Andi, who's a paramedic, all the credit. She uses her mouth to resuscitate what should be a disaster and works his cock nicely. Even when the phone rings-hasn't the Loser ever heard of turning off the ringer while shooting a scene?-she keeps going until he drops his load on her face. At least he's good for something.

This is Myah. She's 18 years old. She's from New York City. When the "Loser" asks her, she admits that she's nervous. But not so nervous that she won't take it in the ass. Yeah, that's right, we said it, the ass. The "Loser" doesn't delve into the anal cavity too often, but he's lucky enough to this time. Now, be forewarned: Myah's ass is little. It looks like you could break it in half if you fucked it too hard. But it doesn't break in half, and if the truth must be known, she seems to like it a lot better in her ass than in her pussy. So, congratulations to the "Loser" for not only finding this hot piece of ass but also fucking her in the ass. We're not much into giving compliments to the "Loser," but the truth is the truth.

You flattie lovers out there are gonna love this one. The girl's name is Kylie Richards, she's 20 years old and from Pasadena, California, and she has absolutely no tits at all. Yep, she's nothing but nipple, and she's cute as can be with a very pretty face and a perfect little ass. Where does the "Loser" find these girls? One thing you gotta say about this guy: He might not know what to do with the girls once he finds them, but he definitely knows how to find them. Anyway, when this scene opens, Kylie seems very nervous. She's jittery, as all first-timers should be, and the "Loser" does absolutely nothing to put her at ease. The thing we love about Kylie is that she's so real. Her bra and panties are normal-girl bra and panties, not stripper/porn star bra and panties. But once she gets down to fucking--once the "Loser's" cock comes out--she proves that she's not a normal girl. She has the makings of a star. She sucks his cock deep and lustily, and when the "Loser" sticks his dick in her, she moans loudly because she's enjoying it. Before long, it seems as if Kylie has overcome her nerves, and she's done it by doing what comes naturally. Or cums naturally. Whatever. The "Loser" has found another winner.

The Loser spends the first portion of this scene trying to convince Chelsie that she should be nervous and that everyone she's ever known in her entire life is going to find out about this. He seems to be trying to talk her out of doing the scene, which is amazing considering she's one hot piece of ass--beautiful face, tight body, blonde hair, green eyes-and he paid her only $800. Yeah, you read that right! $800! A chick like Chelsie should've added a few zeroes onto that to let a guy like the Loser fuck her. "What makes you think you can do this?" the Loser asks her. What makes the Loser think he can do this when we have hard proof that he can't? So, after the Loser fails to convince Chelsie that she shouldn't take the money and shouldn't do the scene, she gets down on her knees and gives him a very enthusiastic blow job. And the rest is history. As the scene continues and the Loser manages to pound Chelsie with his reasonably hard cock, we are left to ponder the big questions of life: What won't some chicks do to get into porn? How lucky are we to live in a world in which hot chicks will let total losers fuck them? And, isn't the pussy a wonderful thing? Loser finishes fucking her and cums on Chelsie's face. All for $800. Bargain.

Our mothers used to tell us, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." The Loser's mother should have told him, "If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything." But the Loser was never told this. Or maybe he was and he didn't listen. So here's the situation, fellas. Put yourself in the Loser's shoes: You have a sexy, 22-year-old redhead sitting on your couch. She's wearing a red, strapless top and a short, black skirt that's slit all the way up her leg. She's in your house because she wants to fuck. That's the only reason she's there. But she seems a little nervous. So what would you do? Put her at ease? Try to calm her down? Make her laugh? Talk about sex? That's what we would do. But what does the Loser do? He asks Andi about her friends and relatives back home. He asks, "What're you gonna do if they find out?" In other words, the thing she's probably most nervous about is the thing he decides to ask her about. Way to put the girl at ease, Loser. But he doesn't stop there. "Nervous?" he asks her. "A little," Andi says. "That's okay," Loser says. "So am I." At this point, it's a miracle the scene ever gets shot, but give Andi, who's a paramedic, all the credit. She uses her mouth to resuscitate what should be a disaster and works his cock nicely. Even when the phone rings-hasn't the Loser ever heard of turning off the ringer while shooting a scene?-she keeps going until he drops his load on her face. At least he's good for something.