At the beginning of this scene, Cosette, a 23-year-old college student with reddish hair and pigtails, tells us, "This is gonna help me pay my way through school." Now that's the kind of thing we like to hear! At this point, we'd love to hear about where Cosette is going to college. We'd love to hear about her co-ed adventures. Maybe whether she's ever fucked one of her professors. Does the Loser ask any of those questions? Of course not. "So, you have no problem with people finding out about this," he asks. "Parents know? Friends know?" And, once again, we're left wondering, Why does he ask these questions? Fortunately, Cosette is so eager to make a fuck film that even the Loser's downer real-life intrusions can't de-hornify her. "Are you nervous?" he asks her as she takes off her clothes, probably making her more nervous with the question. Questions the Loser could ask: "How old were you when you lost your virginity?" "What's your favorite position?" "What's your favorite thing about sex?" "Is there any way you'd fuck me if I wasn't paying you?" Okay, even he's not going to ask that last question. There's no way in Cosette's wildest fantasies that she imagined her first scene would be with such a loser. The good news, of course, is that she wants to be a star, and that means she tries hard, and that means we get a great scene, complete with Cosette gagging herself on the Loser's cock. Cosette is the reason we love amateur porn. The Loser is the reason these things are sometimes best left to the pros.

The Loser proves that if you have a video camera, you can get the chicks. Otherwise, there's no way a 19-year-old hottie like Amber (a 5', 96-pound, blue-eyed blonde from Las Vegas, Nevada) would go anywhere near a guy like him. But there she is, sitting on his bed, ready to get down on her knees and suck his pathetic little cock when the call for action comes. Yeah, the Loser's cock is a pathetic little thing, and it looks tinier than ever, like a travel-sized weiner, when Amber starts sucking it. A trains horn sounds in the background. But Amber isn't distracted, and apparently neither is the Loser. Or is Amber such a good cock sucker that she could get a dead man hard? One of the best things the Loser does in this scene is put down his hand-held camera. Let's face it, the Loser is never good at working it, anyway, and working without it gives him the chance to concentrate on the fucking. Amber is really into the sex, squatting on his cock, bouncing up and down. Ah, but then Loser makes the mistake of picking up the camera, and instead of seeing the fucking, we see Amber's face. But, as fortune would have it, that's not a bad thing because the look on Amber's face says, "Fuck me!" This points out one of the inadvertently good things about amateur porn. The pro guys would be focused on the cock going in and out of the pussy the whole time. But the Loser made a mistake, the mistake resulted in him focusing on her face, and that turned out to be good. Amber fucks him harder. The camera rattles. She fucks him so hard that the lens is wandering all over. Amber's really loving her scene, loving the idea of fucking in front of a camera for all of us to watch. The Loser is enjoying Amber, too, and he'd better. He's never gonna get this piece of ass again.

"I wanna be a porn star," 20-year-old Alicia Alighatti of Virginia tells us at the start of her scene. She's got the looks to go as far as she wants. Nice, firm tits. Five-feet-seven, 120 pounds. Long, brown hair. Perfect measurements: 36-26-36. But here's the deal: This is her first fuck scene. The Loser has been doing this for a while. He's the director. He's the pro. He's supposed to be the one in charge. Yet, there are times during this scene when we want to scream at our monitors, "Loser, direct the fucking scene already!" Yeah, we know. He's having a hard enough time just keeping his dick up to worry about directing the chick. But when the girl's hair is blocking the view of her left tit, he should be aware of that. He should say, "Alicia, please move your hair aside." But he's concentrating too hard on his own fucking-this isn't easy for him, you know-so she has to figure it out for herself. She rides his cock. We're treated to a view of the back of his head. He's fucking her in the spoon position. She blocks the insertion with her hand so as to rub her clit. This is when the Loser is supposed to say, "Move your hand just a little so the guys at home can see my cock moving in and out of your pussy." He doesn't say anything. Finally, things are going well. The Loser is fucking Alicia missionary style. She's moaning, really getting into it. Then, suddenly, it's like an earthquake just struck Loser Studios. He stops, pulls out, the camera seems to have been knocked to the ground, he mumbles something incomprehensible, we see her clothes on the floor, she's lying there trying to figure out what just happened, he finally shovels his cock back into her. Jeez! Can this guy do anything right? Well, yeah, it turns out, he can. He can find hot chicks who love to fuck and are good at it. Girls who love sex, as Alicia clearly does. You are going to get off on this scene. Despite the Loser's worst efforts.

Alektra is great. She's an exotic-looking, 21-year-old babe with a smokin' body: 5'6", 110 pounds, 34-24-34. She tells the Loser that she's never done porn before, but the way she fucks in this scene, it's clear she has big things ahead of her. Big cocks, big money. The Loser, however, is another story. This is the best he's ever gonna do, by far. He's nervous. He can't keep the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview. As an interviewer, he's the worst, never knowing what to ask next, the opposite of a smooth talker. You'd think the girl, having never done a scene on camera before, would be the nervous one. And you'd be wrong. When the sex starts, Alektra goes down to suck him off, pierced tongue and all, but Loser can't get it up. This hot chick is blowing his sorry limp dick, trying her damnest, and he can't sport wood. She takes his cock all the way into her mouth, deep-throating him like a pro. Maybe he's distracted. We hear cars in the background. Is the Loser's mother home? Finally, he gets a hard-on and they start fucking. "What do you think so far?" he dares to ask her. She giggles. "It's fun." She giggles again. And again. Obviously, something about the Loser's cock is tickling her funny bone. But you know what? Even the Loser can't ruin a scene when there's a hot chick involved. Alektra looks right into one of the cameras while he's deep-dicking her and moans loudly. Good stuff. She always seems to be aware of the camera, like she's fucking those of us at home. WARNING: This is very amateur stuff. But Alektra saves the day. And our hard-ons.

Our mothers used to tell us, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." The Loser's mother should have told him, "If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything." But the Loser was never told this. Or maybe he was and he didn't listen. So here's the situation, fellas. Put yourself in the Loser's shoes: You have a sexy, 22-year-old redhead sitting on your couch. She's wearing a red, strapless top and a short, black skirt that's slit all the way up her leg. She's in your house because she wants to fuck. That's the only reason she's there. But she seems a little nervous. So what would you do? Put her at ease? Try to calm her down? Make her laugh? Talk about sex? That's what we would do. But what does the Loser do? He asks Andi about her friends and relatives back home. He asks, "What're you gonna do if they find out?" In other words, the thing she's probably most nervous about is the thing he decides to ask her about. Way to put the girl at ease, Loser. But he doesn't stop there. "Nervous?" he asks her. "A little," Andi says. "That's okay," Loser says. "So am I." At this point, it's a miracle the scene ever gets shot, but give Andi, who's a paramedic, all the credit. She uses her mouth to resuscitate what should be a disaster and works his cock nicely. Even when the phone rings-hasn't the Loser ever heard of turning off the ringer while shooting a scene?-she keeps going until he drops his load on her face. At least he's good for something.

A little over a minute into this video, Gem takes off her top and skirt, revealing a super-tight, super-curvy body in a black bra and sexy matching panties. At this point, a normal man would express some admiration for Gem--or as the Loser always refers to it, "what we're working with here." But not the Loser, who doesn't say a word, leaving Gem to stand there awkwardly, waiting for some glimmer of approval. Finally, when Gem has all of her clothes off, the Loser says, "Awesome. Great body. Very hot." But it seems like too little, too late, especially for a hot piece of ass like Gem. A few basic facts about Gem. She's from England. She's 21 years old. This is her first scene. She's 165 centimeters tall and weights 54 kilos. That's 5'4", 119 pounds for those of you in the United States side of the pond. She's a little girl, but she apparently has a big mouth because she practically throats the Loser, which might not be saying much but is definitely saying something. A nice added touch is how Gem sucks the Loser's rod through his boxers. This girl definitely has a future. The Loser clearly has no future as a porn director or videographer, as this scene clearly proves. He sets back the art of P.O.V. Videography two-dozen years with some camera work that takes us right out of the action or too close to the action. But, as usual, there's enough here to keep us jacking. The blow job scene. The way Gem looks at the camera. Her shaved pussy, which really deserves better. But, hey, this is amateur stuff, right? And if we wanted pro-amateur porn, there's plenty of that out there. So, the Loser gets the job done, the girl gets laid and has a scene to add to her resume and we get off. So who's complaining?