In the world of the Loser, all women are the same. They get asked the same questions. They get asked to do the same things before the fucking starts. "Does anybody know you're here?" "Why are you here?" "Can you take your clothes off?" So, here we have Allison Pierce, a 22-year-old from Texas. Five-feet-six, 115 pounds blue eyes, blonde hair. Smiles a lot. Giggles a lot. "I'm excited. Kinda nervous," she says. Now, at this point, it might be nice to find out something about her. Maybe find out what makes her different from some of the Loser's other girls. But the Loser is a total Loser. He can't think on his feet, he can't put a rap on the girl, he can't have a conversation with her, he can't treat her like a real human being. Good grief! So, as usual, it's left to the girl to save the scene, and Allison is up to the task. Deep-throating, eyes always on the camera. Allison's cock-sucking skills are a thing of beauty. The Loser doesn't deserve her, especially when she licks his balls...eyes, again, looking directly into the camera. Nervous? She sure doesn't seem nervous. Neither does the Loser, who can't help but keep it hard throughout the scene. One thing we really love: When Allison is getting fucked doggy style, her hair gets messy and starts flying all over the place. In pro porn, they would've fixed her up, made it seem as if a girl's hair stays perfect when she's fucking. In amateur porn like this, the sex looks real because it is. We even get a nice view of the Loser's cock penetrating her pussy from behind. The lighting is perfect, as is the focus and the camera angle. Must have been a mistake.

Jordan, a 5'8", 128-pound, blue-eyed blonde from Kansas has a story. "My parents have been swingers for a long time," the 21-year-old beauty explains. "I wanted to do Playboy, so I figured, Why not try porn?" That makes no sense at all. Playboy isn't porn. But the Loser doesn't pick up on that. Or maybe he does and, for a change, decides to be smart and say nothing. But then he makes his usual mistake: He asks her what would happen if her father found out. Mercifully, the pre-fuck interview finally ends, and Jordan gets down on her knees and suck the Loser's cock, and, as usual, he takes forever to get it up but finally does. The camera work in this scene is typical Loser-­off-the-set shots, views of his legs when we want to see her pussy, shots of his ass when he's fucking her missionary-but you know what they say: You gotta take the bad with the good. The bad: Loser. The very good: Jordan. Her beautiful tits jiggle and jiggle while he fucks her in the missionary position, and this view alone is enough to make us want to forgive the Loser all of his faults. Bottom line: Jordan cums. Loser cums. And so do we.

It's easy to make fun of the Loser. He's an easy target. He asks the girls stupid questions. He can't keep his hand-held camera steady. His camera is always straying and picking up things we're not supposed to see, like other cameras, photography lights and clothes lying on the floor. Sometimes he has a hard time getting it up. His skin is pink. When a chick is riding him, he sticks his legs out like a corpse. He doesn't make much noise. He handles the girls as if they're sacks of groceries. But the Loser deserves a lot of credit, too. For one, he has the guts to live out a fantasy that millions of us have had. Second, he always gets it up eventually. He usually fucks the girls pretty good. And he cums on their faces. So what if his technical proficiency is a little lacking. Okay, a lot lacking. But he's fucking chicks on camera. Hot chicks. And a part of us wishes we were him. This scene, starring Hailey, a 22-year-old from Florida, features the Loser at his best, which means he manages to keep himself out of trouble. He doesn't say much. The shaky camera work is at a minimum. There's no pre-fuck interview. The focus is almost always on the girl, which is as it should be. Hailey has long, dirty-blonde hair and a great ass. She measures 34-24-33 and checks in at 5'6", 102 pounds. She sucks cock down to the balls and enjoys it. She rides the Loser's cock, hard. He fucks her doggie style and she moans, "Oh, fuck me harder." A train can be heard in the background. "Yeah, fuck me harder," she says. And, since we're saying good things about the Loser, here's another: He manages to pull off his most difficult fucking position ever as he slams Hailey in the piledriver position. She spreads her legs wider, clearly loving it. It just goes to show you: Even losers have their day.

You flattie lovers out there are gonna love this one. The girl's name is Kylie Richards, she's 20 years old and from Pasadena, California, and she has absolutely no tits at all. Yep, she's nothing but nipple, and she's cute as can be with a very pretty face and a perfect little ass. Where does the "Loser" find these girls? One thing you gotta say about this guy: He might not know what to do with the girls once he finds them, but he definitely knows how to find them. Anyway, when this scene opens, Kylie seems very nervous. She's jittery, as all first-timers should be, and the "Loser" does absolutely nothing to put her at ease. The thing we love about Kylie is that she's so real. Her bra and panties are normal-girl bra and panties, not stripper/porn star bra and panties. But once she gets down to fucking--once the "Loser's" cock comes out--she proves that she's not a normal girl. She has the makings of a star. She sucks his cock deep and lustily, and when the "Loser" sticks his dick in her, she moans loudly because she's enjoying it. Before long, it seems as if Kylie has overcome her nerves, and she's done it by doing what comes naturally. Or cums naturally. Whatever. The "Loser" has found another winner.

Alektra is great. She's an exotic-looking, 21-year-old babe with a smokin' body: 5'6", 110 pounds, 34-24-34. She tells the Loser that she's never done porn before, but the way she fucks in this scene, it's clear she has big things ahead of her. Big cocks, big money. The Loser, however, is another story. This is the best he's ever gonna do, by far. He's nervous. He can't keep the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview. As an interviewer, he's the worst, never knowing what to ask next, the opposite of a smooth talker. You'd think the girl, having never done a scene on camera before, would be the nervous one. And you'd be wrong. When the sex starts, Alektra goes down to suck him off, pierced tongue and all, but Loser can't get it up. This hot chick is blowing his sorry limp dick, trying her damnest, and he can't sport wood. She takes his cock all the way into her mouth, deep-throating him like a pro. Maybe he's distracted. We hear cars in the background. Is the Loser's mother home? Finally, he gets a hard-on and they start fucking. "What do you think so far?" he dares to ask her. She giggles. "It's fun." She giggles again. And again. Obviously, something about the Loser's cock is tickling her funny bone. But you know what? Even the Loser can't ruin a scene when there's a hot chick involved. Alektra looks right into one of the cameras while he's deep-dicking her and moans loudly. Good stuff. She always seems to be aware of the camera, like she's fucking those of us at home. WARNING: This is very amateur stuff. But Alektra saves the day. And our hard-ons.

Our mothers used to tell us, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." The Loser's mother should have told him, "If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything." But the Loser was never told this. Or maybe he was and he didn't listen. So here's the situation, fellas. Put yourself in the Loser's shoes: You have a sexy, 22-year-old redhead sitting on your couch. She's wearing a red, strapless top and a short, black skirt that's slit all the way up her leg. She's in your house because she wants to fuck. That's the only reason she's there. But she seems a little nervous. So what would you do? Put her at ease? Try to calm her down? Make her laugh? Talk about sex? That's what we would do. But what does the Loser do? He asks Andi about her friends and relatives back home. He asks, "What're you gonna do if they find out?" In other words, the thing she's probably most nervous about is the thing he decides to ask her about. Way to put the girl at ease, Loser. But he doesn't stop there. "Nervous?" he asks her. "A little," Andi says. "That's okay," Loser says. "So am I." At this point, it's a miracle the scene ever gets shot, but give Andi, who's a paramedic, all the credit. She uses her mouth to resuscitate what should be a disaster and works his cock nicely. Even when the phone rings-hasn't the Loser ever heard of turning off the ringer while shooting a scene?-she keeps going until he drops his load on her face. At least he's good for something.