Ashley is so little that she makes the Loser's cock look huge. Now that's little! Her mouth is so small that she's barely able to wrap her lips around his tool, She makes him look like John Holmes! In our opinion, at this point, the Loser should've shut down the camera and asked her to marry him. Of course, she would've said no. Ashley is young (just 18). She's sexy. She's beautiful. She's definitely not desperate. She's saving up for college, and if fucking and sucking the Loser is the best way for her to pay her tuition, we're all for it. By the way, she's from North Dakota, and we can't remember the last time we heard of a porn starlet coming from North Dakota. The Loser might have thought to ask her about that. The opening minutes of this scene contain the usual Loser gems, like him asking her to take off her clothes by saying, "Let's take a look at what we're working with here," as if Ashley were a tool he just bought from Home Depot. Stuff like that makes us realize the real reason the Loser tried to become a porn director: It's the only way he'll ever get laid. The Loser manages to fuck Ashley in a variety of positions. He cums on her face. The Loser has his scene. Ashley goes off to fame, fortune and college. Everybody wins, especially the Loser, who goes to bed that night thinking he has a big cock.

The "Loser" has struck gold again with Scotty Skies, a 21-year-old cutie from Arizona, who drove all the way to Los Angeles, California with�believe it or not�her boyfriend, to fuck on camera for the first time. Now, we think Scotty should've held out and insisted that she get to fuck her boyfriend in her first scene, but, no, the "Loser" gets lucky again. But not before he insults her porn name (really, Scotty Skies) and tries to make her as nervous as possible. Perhaps he succeeds, but you'd never know by the way she sucks a cock. Scotty has the kind of looks that don't say "porn star" but do say, "If she wants to be a porn star, she could be a big star." Okay, once again, the "Loser" asks Scotty what she's going to do if her loved ones find out she fucked the "Loser" in front of the camera, a topic she clearly doesn't want to discuss but he insists on discussing anyway. We are, once again, amazed that the girl doesn't walk out of the apartment, but she doesn't. Some chicks are just that desperate to be stars. Distinguishing characteristics about Scotty: 1.) She giggles a lot. 2.) She has tattoos on both arms. 3.) She has very long hair. 4.) She stops giggling when she's giving a blow job, at which point we discover her fifth distinguishing characteristic, her pierced tongue. Ah, to be the "Loser" for just one day!

"I think once I have the cock in my mouth I'll be much better," says Taitum Reed when the Loser asks her if she's nervous. Now that's the kind of answer we like to hear. Some people chew gum. Others eat to calm their nerves. Taitum sucks cock. Actually, she licks it first, teasing the Loser before taking his cock into her mouth, and you can just see the nervousness leaving her body. Taitum is 22 years old and from San Francisco, California. She has brown hair, blue eyes, and enjoys traveling, shopping and writing. She likes to have sex in public and is looking forward to her first gang bang. We're sure that can be arranged. Oh, and she's bi. She likes men and women. She even seems to like the Loser. Does that make her tri? You know, going to the Loser is like going to the doctor. He doesn't ask the girls to do a slow, sexy strip. He doesn't ask them to leave anything to the imagination. He just has them strip naked as quickly as possible so he can, as he says, "get down to business." Is this hot? We don't think so. Is it any way to treat a lady who wants to be a slut? We don't think so. But if the Loser knew what we wanted, he'd be rich right now, right? And he isn't. Believe us.

Alektra is great. She's an exotic-looking, 21-year-old babe with a smokin' body: 5'6", 110 pounds, 34-24-34. She tells the Loser that she's never done porn before, but the way she fucks in this scene, it's clear she has big things ahead of her. Big cocks, big money. The Loser, however, is another story. This is the best he's ever gonna do, by far. He's nervous. He can't keep the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview. As an interviewer, he's the worst, never knowing what to ask next, the opposite of a smooth talker. You'd think the girl, having never done a scene on camera before, would be the nervous one. And you'd be wrong. When the sex starts, Alektra goes down to suck him off, pierced tongue and all, but Loser can't get it up. This hot chick is blowing his sorry limp dick, trying her damnest, and he can't sport wood. She takes his cock all the way into her mouth, deep-throating him like a pro. Maybe he's distracted. We hear cars in the background. Is the Loser's mother home? Finally, he gets a hard-on and they start fucking. "What do you think so far?" he dares to ask her. She giggles. "It's fun." She giggles again. And again. Obviously, something about the Loser's cock is tickling her funny bone. But you know what? Even the Loser can't ruin a scene when there's a hot chick involved. Alektra looks right into one of the cameras while he's deep-dicking her and moans loudly. Good stuff. She always seems to be aware of the camera, like she's fucking those of us at home. WARNING: This is very amateur stuff. But Alektra saves the day. And our hard-ons.

"I think once I have the cock in my mouth I'll be much better," says Taitum Reed when the Loser asks her if she's nervous. Now that's the kind of answer we like to hear. Some people chew gum. Others eat to calm their nerves. Taitum sucks cock. Actually, she licks it first, teasing the Loser before taking his cock into her mouth, and you can just see the nervousness leaving her body. Taitum is 22 years old and from San Francisco, California. She has brown hair, blue eyes, and enjoys traveling, shopping and writing. She likes to have sex in public and is looking forward to her first gang bang. We're sure that can be arranged. Oh, and she's bi. She likes men and women. She even seems to like the Loser. Does that make her tri? You know, going to the Loser is like going to the doctor. He doesn't ask the girls to do a slow, sexy strip. He doesn't ask them to leave anything to the imagination. He just has them strip naked as quickly as possible so he can, as he says, "get down to business." Is this hot? We don't think so. Is it any way to treat a lady who wants to be a slut? We don't think so. But if the Loser knew what we wanted, he'd be rich right now, right? And he isn't. Believe us.

Our mothers used to tell us, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." The Loser's mother should have told him, "If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything." But the Loser was never told this. Or maybe he was and he didn't listen. So here's the situation, fellas. Put yourself in the Loser's shoes: You have a sexy, 22-year-old redhead sitting on your couch. She's wearing a red, strapless top and a short, black skirt that's slit all the way up her leg. She's in your house because she wants to fuck. That's the only reason she's there. But she seems a little nervous. So what would you do? Put her at ease? Try to calm her down? Make her laugh? Talk about sex? That's what we would do. But what does the Loser do? He asks Andi about her friends and relatives back home. He asks, "What're you gonna do if they find out?" In other words, the thing she's probably most nervous about is the thing he decides to ask her about. Way to put the girl at ease, Loser. But he doesn't stop there. "Nervous?" he asks her. "A little," Andi says. "That's okay," Loser says. "So am I." At this point, it's a miracle the scene ever gets shot, but give Andi, who's a paramedic, all the credit. She uses her mouth to resuscitate what should be a disaster and works his cock nicely. Even when the phone rings-hasn't the Loser ever heard of turning off the ringer while shooting a scene?-she keeps going until he drops his load on her face. At least he's good for something.