If you ever wondered what it would be like to see a girl fucking on a couch that's floating through outer space, this scene is for you. The Loser screws up the lighting so badly in this scene that it looks like Aubrey is getting fucked into a black hole. We also get a good look at the Loser's ass when he's trying to cum on her face. Those of you who are into man-ass will love it.

Ah, but we should stop begin so negative, especially since this scene features a young, sexy, corn-fed Midwestern chick getting fucked on camera for the first time. Aubrey Lee is a 20-year-old, blue-eyed, strawberry blonde from Wisconsin, and the best thing about her is that she looks like the girl next door. In fact, as she tells us during the pre-fuck interview, the first time she'd ever been on a plane was when she flew out to California to fuck the Loser.

Perhaps she had dreams of big-screen glory. Perhaps she fantasized about getting the star treatment: a limo at the airport, hair and makeup by a professional stylist, a director who knew enough to turn off the camera when a dog started barking in the background.

But there was none of that for Aubrey Lee. Just some Loser fumbling with his camera while he tried to fuck her.

Successfully, we might add. It would be impossible not to get it up for Aubrey...who, by the way, has her kinky side. Give the Loser credit for this much: He finds hot chicks.

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The Loser proves that if you have a video camera, you can get the chicks. Otherwise, there's no way a 19-year-old hottie like Amber (a 5', 96-pound, blue-eyed blonde from Las Vegas, Nevada) would go anywhere near a guy like him. But there she is, sitting on his bed, ready to get down on her knees and suck his pathetic little cock when the call for action comes.

Yeah, the Loser's cock is a pathetic little thing, and it looks tinier than ever, like a travel-sized weiner, when Amber starts sucking it. A trains horn sounds in the background. But Amber isn't distracted, and apparently neither is the Loser. Or is Amber such a good cock sucker that she could get a dead man hard?

One of the best things the Loser does in this scene is put down his hand-held camera. Let's face it, the Loser is never good at working it, anyway, and working without it gives him the chance to concentrate on the fucking. Amber is really into the sex, squatting on his cock, bouncing up and down. Ah, but then Loser makes the mistake of picking up the camera, and instead of seeing the fucking, we see Amber's face.

But, as fortune would have it, that's not a bad thing because the look on Amber's face says, "Fuck me!" This points out one of the inadvertently good things about amateur porn. The pro guys would be focused on the cock going in and out of the pussy the whole time. But the Loser made a mistake, the mistake resulted in him focusing on her face, and that turned out to be good.

Amber fucks him harder. The camera rattles. She fucks him so hard that the lens is wandering all over. Amber's really loving her scene, loving the idea of fucking in front of a camera for all of us to watch.

The Loser is enjoying Amber, too, and he'd better. He's never gonna get this piece of ass again.

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Remi doesn't mind doing the work when it comes to fucking, but you've got to earn it first. How do you do that? Follow this guy's example by fondling and sucking her perky tits till her nipples are hard as pencil erasers. Then lick her pussy like it's the last ice cream cone on earth. After that, Remi will gladly get down on her knees to suck and jerk your dripping cock. When it's time to fuck, she'll get on top and do all the work with her pussy so you can lay back and enjoy the ride.

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Chloe works in retail because she enjoys helping her customers. If you need help with sizes or finding a pair of pants, she's on it in a second. But her services go further than that. Does your cock need stroking? Chloe is more than happy to lend a helping hand. Want to get your dick wet? Her mouth and pussy will get the job done.

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When a girl shows up at your door, saying she's there for the audition, then starts playing with that hula-hoop thingie, what're you gonna do? Fuck her, right? Especially if the situation presents itself, as it does here with Ann, who's 29 and from St. Louis, Missouri. Yeah, she looks younger. Cum helps maintain her youthful looks. "I do fuck a lot,” Ann told us. "I'm horny all the time, and when you're a girl, you can pretty much get it whenever you want it.” Only if you're a pretty girl. Or a marginally attractive girl. Or a girl with a working pussy. Let's face it: We guys are horny toads. That's what chicks like Ann are for.

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Like we've said before, some girls are so hot and sexy that not not even the Loser can fuck them up. Such is the case with Alexa, a 5'6", 125 pound brunette from San Bernadino, California.

"Why are you here?" the Loser asks.

"I like to fuck," she answers.

And the Loser says, "Well, this is the right place to be."

Well, not exactly, but like we said, just keep the camera on Alexa, make sure the lighting is reasonably good (a challenge for the Loser, always), and keep the camera from shaking (another challenge) and there's no way you can fuck things up with this girl.

She takes off her clothes. She's wearing a white top with no bra. "Are you ready to suck some dick?" the Loser asks.

Hey, good question!

The action begins. Alexa looks right into the camera while she's sucking dick deep. The Loser fucks up half the camera angles, but the other half save the scene. Alexa never stops moaning with pleasure, and we'd like to say that's because the Loser is fucking her good, but we all know that's not the reason. We know the reason. She said it earlier. "I like to fuck."

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This is Myah. She's 18 years old. She's from New York City. When the "Loser” asks her, she admits that she's nervous.

But not so nervous that she won't take it in the ass.

Yeah, that's right, we said it, the ass. The "Loser” doesn't delve into the anal cavity too often, but he's lucky enough to this time. Now, be forewarned: Myah's ass is little. It looks like you could break it in half if you fucked it too hard. But it doesn't break in half, and if the truth must be known, she seems to like it a lot better in her ass than in her pussy.

So, congratulations to the "Loser” for not only finding this hot piece of ass but also fucking her in the ass. We're not much into giving compliments to the "Loser,” but the truth is the truth.

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You flattie lovers out there are gonna love this one. The girl's name is Kylie Richards, she's 20 years old and from Pasadena, California, and she has absolutely no tits at all. Yep, she's nothing but nipple, and she's cute as can be with a very pretty face and a perfect little ass. Where does the "Loser" find these girls? One thing you gotta say about this guy: He might not know what to do with the girls once he finds them, but he definitely knows how to find them.

Anyway, when this scene opens, Kylie seems very nervous. She's jittery, as all first-timers should be, and the "Loser” does absolutely nothing to put her at ease. The thing we love about Kylie is that she's so real. Her bra and panties are normal-girl bra and panties, not stripper/porn star bra and panties.

But once she gets down to fucking—once the "Loser's” cock comes out—she proves that she's not a normal girl. She has the makings of a star. She sucks his cock deep and lustily, and when the "Loser” sticks his dick in her, she moans loudly because she's enjoying it. Before long, it seems as if Kylie has overcome her nerves, and she's done it by doing what comes naturally. Or cums naturally. Whatever.

The "Loser” has found another winner.

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"I think once I have the cock in my mouth I'll be much better," says Taitum Reed when the Loser asks her if she's nervous. Now that's the kind of answer we like to hear. Some people chew gum. Others eat to calm their nerves. Taitum sucks cock. Actually, she licks it first, teasing the Loser before taking his cock into her mouth, and you can just see the nervousness leaving her body.

Taitum is 22 years old and from San Francisco, California. She has brown hair, blue eyes, and enjoys traveling, shopping and writing. She likes to have sex in public and is looking forward to her first gang bang. We're sure that can be arranged. Oh, and she's bi. She likes men and women. She even seems to like the Loser. Does that make her tri?

You know, going to the Loser is like going to the doctor. He doesn't ask the girls to do a slow, sexy strip. He doesn't ask them to leave anything to the imagination. He just has them strip naked as quickly as possible so he can, as he says, "get down to business." Is this hot? We don't think so. Is it any way to treat a lady who wants to be a slut? We don't think so. But if the Loser knew what we wanted, he'd be rich right now, right? And he isn't. Believe us.

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The highlight of this scene is when Kitana, a tall, thin 22-year-old from Troy, New York, laughs at the loser's cock. We'd been waiting for that to happen for a long time, and here, it happens. But, first, some setup.

Kitana has long, black hair and a big tattoo on her back. She's wearing sexy panties, but we hardly get to see them because the Loser doesn't like to leave anything to the imagination and has her take it off right away. We get the feeling that Kitana is really into the tease (and probably spent a long time picking out those panties) and would have rather left them on because she knows how much guys love sexy panties. But the Loser, being a loser, has every girl do the exact same thing.

It's when Kitana is naked that she laughs at the Loser for the first time. He asks her, "Are you ready to get down and funky,” which is language we haven't heard in a long time. Yeah, she's ready to get down and funky, and she's standing there totally naked when he asks her if she wants to back out.

Are you kidding?

But she might be having second thoughts when she sees the Loser's cock because that's when she breaks out in laughter. Yeah, it's a puny little thing, especially when it's soft, and it's likely that Kitana was expecting better. More, that is. After all, a chick gets into porn, she expects to get fucked by giant porn-stud cocks. Not this time, Kitana.

So, she gets down on her knees, controls her laughter and proceeds to take one for the team. That would be us. The team. Go, Kitana!

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Ya gotta hand it to the Loser. He finds some good ones.

This time, we have Heather Anne, an 18-year-old brunette from Las Vegas who tells us, "I used to work at a strip club." Say what? Used to when? She's only 18, for goodness sakes!

After the Loser smartly decides not to take that line of questioning any further, Heather reveals that she stopped stripping because she couldn't dance. But, as you're about to see, she can definitely fuck.

Our favorite part of this video is when Heather is blowing the Loser's cock and her hair starts getting in the way. She kindly asks, "Could you pull my hair back?" knowing that with her hair in the way, we can't see the dick going in and out of her mouth. Obviously, Heather knows what she's doing.

As cute, little pieces of ass go, Heather's right at the top of our list. Five-foot-three but long legs, 105 pounds, 34-24-32, tight little body, B-cup tits. Hey, she's only 18. She's in mint condition!

So, after the Loser reminds Heather that she should be nervous, and after Heather tells us that her father, of all people, knows what she's doing, the sucking and fucking starts, and it's definitely worth a jack.

And by the way, Heather Anne, honey? You don't have to know how to dance to be a stripper.

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Lexi is a little one: five-feet, 106 pounds, 32-24-32, B-cup tits. She's a dirty blonde, and we mean that literally and figuratively.

Lexi isn't much of a talker. At first, she seems shy... reserved. But then she starts working on the Loser's cock and makes slurping noises. And the harder and faster she sucks, the more noise she makes, and before long, she's licking up and down his shaft and sucking even harder. You know how the Loser sometimes takes his time getting hard? Not this time. He's hard in a hurry, and for good reason. Lexi simply doesn't take "soft cock" for an answer. Slurp-slurp-gargle-gargle-slurp-lick-gargle. Very enjoyable.

The fucking in this scene is great. At least what you're seeing of it is great. Unfortunately, more than half of the footage ended up on the cutting-room floor because of bad lightning and the Loser's usual shaky camera work. Lexi gets her first pro dicking and the Loser cums on her face, but we're here to tell you that as videography goes, this was anything but HD. Still, there's enough here to get the job done.

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Heather can be a real tease. The Loser asks her to take off her clothes. She takes off just her top.

"Keep going?" she asks.

Keep going. She takes off her pants. "Keep going?"

"Keep going, keep going!" the Loser begs.

Finally, she has all of her clothes off, and it's an impressive sight. The Loser expresses actual excitement.

"You got the body. Are you ready to suck some dick?" he asks.

"Yes," she says.

Then a moment of hesitation. "Yours?"

After she overcomes her initial disappointment-what did she expect, Sean Michaels to show up?" -Heather gives a spectacular BJ, deep-throating, gargling cock, sucking balls, spitting on the Loser's dick, giving him the kind of blow job he'd only dreamed of. Listen, we're going to say this right here: As of this moment, Heather is the BJ champion of PornLoser.com.

A few basic facts about Heather: 5'4", 104 pounds, 32-22-32 from New York City. Blue eyes, long, blonde hair, obviously very experienced in the sack. A chick doesn't suck cock like Heather does the first time.

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