The Porn Loser's first faux pas, as a French smutmaker would say, is to crop out Kandi's forehead in the beginning! What kind of retard crops out a girl's head? Kandi is 18 and from Los Angeles. How she stumbled into the Loser's den is unknown. She's adorable and delicious. Why, Kandi? Why? Why did you contact one of California's worst pornographers? Why are you going to let him stick his foul smelling penis in your mouth?...